Thursday, May 21, 2009

Good Times

Today, I must apologize for the short post. I can not write you a decent entry because I can not stay in my current location at this "public" computer very long. I am on the road today and did not bring my laptop because I was supposed to come back home. However, there was some troubles and I had to stay at a seedy hotel... it's better than the axmurderer hotel I stayed at last time. I can not stay in my current location long because I am writing from what appears to be a combination restaurant/pet shop/brothel and there are many people around me, no front on the store, just open air, and there is really loud techno music playing. Some guy just looked at me like he wants to sell me for parts.

On that note, I will leave you with my happy thought for the day: My 2007 Chevy Silverado will only have 20K miles on it when I return to the US. By that time, the government will have all the trucks officially pussified so they get 32 miles to the gallon. This means I will be able to sell my used truck for more than I paid for it and purchase a fleet of Obamamotors Changemobiles with the profit... or, at the current rate of the housing market, I will buy Sterling Heights, Michigan.

Oh yes, the 60 year old lady moping the steps to the hotel asked what room I am stying in. We didn't tell her, but I definetly am going to acquire some sort of blackjack or shive before I return.

Thisisafakename

1 comment:

  1. Combination pet shop/restaurant and combination pet shop/brothel are both highly concerning on their own. Combined... I don't even really want to think about it.

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