Also, let your fiance know just how lucky she is this got upheld, because so help me if it was to be overturned, I was totally going to kidnap you from your own god-damn wedding this summer, right when they ask "if anyone here has any objections" and gay marry you myself!
Now I've gone and grown this impressive mustache for nothing... stupid Mormons... always ruining a good mustache.
Maybe some day, California will be as progressive as Iowa. Perhaps it just wasn't in their budget.
ReplyDeleteAlso, let your fiance know just how lucky she is this got upheld, because so help me if it was to be overturned, I was totally going to kidnap you from your own god-damn wedding this summer, right when they ask "if anyone here has any objections" and gay marry you myself!
ReplyDeleteNow I've gone and grown this impressive mustache for nothing... stupid Mormons... always ruining a good mustache.
Hang in there, D, no institution is powerful enough to ever defeat an impressive mustache.
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