My Apologies

Monkeys,

I am sure all of you are sorely missing my highly intelligent and non-biased posts as of late, and for that I apologize. Currently, something has happened. On a scale of 1 -10 of peril, with 1 being stuck in the Castle Anthrax and 10 being "THE PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN LEBOWSKI" I am sitting at an 8.5-9. Details will follow, if I make it through this.

Thisisafakename
(Thisisnotafakeproblem)