Great idea for a sitcom.

We'll take a really smart guy, with like a 165 IQ, who had a 3.4 average in college (maybe a cultural anthropologist or a moral philosopher... hell, both!), who's well traveled, has had a lot of different and exciting jobs - like he's acted a personal bodyguard to the director of the FBI and the chairman of the joint chiefs of staff - and he's held managerial positions and been a private consultant and all sorts of other fun stuff...

Anyway, we'll take this guy, and he'll be funny and good with people too, and we'll drop him in a state with the worst economy possible for a first-world country. And after five months of being unemployed and about 35 job applications later, he'll get a job... at Wal-Mart... as a cart pusher... part time. It will be a fricken riot! Like Idiocracy, but set in the present. It'll be the best thing since sliced toast.