Pictures

Holy fuck people is it that tough to take a clear fucking picture with a digital camera. I mean I can understand with the cost of the film you wouldn't want to take a second or third shot. And fuck its not like you know what the picture looks like until it's uploaded. My distaste of blurry images is mostly focused, ha focused do you even know what that means, on Craigslist but applies equally to the Facebook album from your sisters wedding. I suppose a blurry shot of someone sleeping next to a toilet is acceptable but if you're trying to sell me a 15 year computer for $200 OBO, take the time to post a decent picture.

I'm not even sure how you can take a bad photo with a remotely modern point-and-shoot. Those things are marvels of consumer stupidity compensation. Fuck the new ones will even wait until everyone is smiling meaning your subjects can be complete fucktards and you'll still get a shot. News flash if every close up you've ever taken is blurry you're too fucking close to the subject. Guess what cameras have something called a focal length, below which they always take bad pictures. Most point-and-shoots die off at 14-18" but low and behold they all have zoom. Don't get 2" away from your Collector Edition Beanie Baby to put it up on eBay for $1500, stand back a bit and zoom in.

Also flashes have limits, 12-16' if your lucky. So if you've every wondered why the entire background of a night shot is shrouded in darkness, it's because you're an idiot.

SpinRite is still trying to fix the hard drive on my other laptop, it's been working for about a week straight. Most of that week has been spent between 8.90 and 8.92% complete.

I went running on Sunday, 1 mile on the treadmill, 1% grade 6MPH. Doing so completely killed me, I am writing this from beyond the grave. I can't wait to try again tomorrow morning.

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