Timing is everything.

What the fuck people? Posting late is unacceptable in this business and excusses are for um, ..., the usual suspects. I was busy neutron scattering which leaves me on a bizzaro timeline. I actually think it's Monday and I won't find out it isn't until I finish this post. Not that it matters since I don't have much to write about. The locale I was scattering at was without internet access all weekend so I have no idea what's going on in the world. When I got home I saw my laptop was up to 8.93% complete up from 8.92% complete when I left Saturday morning. We have to new pledges in the lab so I'll have to train one in the fine art of research and coffee drinking in the afternoon. I assume he drinks coffee in the morning, if this turns out to be false I'll fire him on the spot. It's going to be a shitty summer. 3 undergrads have 10 weeks to turn out some decent results. They will walk in clueless and hopefully leave with ninja like research skillz. This sounds like it would make for a good youtube reality TV show. 3 enter, 3 leave, will the lab survive? I have to write two papers, finish getting the results for both and write a comphensive. I assume this is par for the course so it's not like I'm especially burderned with this. I'm out like a belly button.